Saturday, February 14, 2009
The Novotel..."Not Our Hotel"
People Following Cars
Friday, February 13, 2009
Elsa's Puppies
Ruthu, Lakshmi and I stayed there well after dark, enthralled. It took all my will power to not hide one under my shirt and take her home.
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
Paan & Fortune Telling
The fortune teller, clearly stoked, let the parrot out of the cage so that it could choose a card for me. The card showed Lord Venkateshwara, a form of Lord Vishnu who is The Protector. My clairvoyant guide said a few interesting things in Hindi that my companions had to translate for me:
- My bad times are over and my good times are beginning
- Whatever I want to do will be a success
- Whatever I have in my heart I speak
- I will have 3 kids, two boys and one girl
- I will live to be 95
Ok, so it was pretty generic. What can you expect for the price of 50 rupees (about $1)? I thanked him, gave the parrot a thumbs up for picking a winner, and exclaimed, "Let the good times begin!"
Street Food
That's the most popular warning you'll get when you go to India. Here's some peanuts made into a chaat that look tasty, but I heeded the advice and just looked instead.
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
The Fabric Mall
I've been wearing western clothing, and haven't gotten any strange looks or remarks. I'm white, so strangers are going to stare no matter what. But I did buy a top from Fab India and an Indian-style skirt from Globus, two popular local stores. In the office, there's a wide range of attire, with most women wearing pants and a kurti (like a tunic, usually embroidered) and men wearing khakis & button-down shirts or jeans and t-shirts.
One thing that you notice in India is all the wonderful color that people wear. It's rare to see Indian clothing in a color like black, gray or white. This means that half of the limited supply of clothing I brought makes me stand out even more as a foreigner. Note for next time. The array of bold, bright colors is certainly something to appreciate while I can.
Sunday, February 8, 2009
India Traffic
Monday, February 2, 2009
Jayabheri Dinner Menu
There's also always a theme to each dinner: either Mexican, Chinese, Continental, Italian, or Indian. It's a nice variety, but these food types should be in quotes because it's usually a blend of something and Indian anyway. The food is tasty. But what I enjoy even more than the food is the description of the food. There have been some great phrases and misspellings. Here are my favorites, with key parts bolded:
INTERESTING SPELLINGS
American chopsy : Fried noodles with tomato,capsicum, onion, beans stir fried with spicy schezwan sauce.
Okra in tomatoes : Shallow fried ladies finger sauteed in tomato concassee, garnished with grated cheese.
Chicken Manchurian: Born less chicken Fried in flour batter then stir fried with spicy Manchurian sauces.
Paratha : Indian bread, whole wheat floor rolled in to bread & shallow fried on hot plate.
Grilled Chicken with oyster sauce : Boneless chicken pieces marinated with muster paste, grilled & cooked in oyster sauce.
Fish n chips : Boneless fish, coated with seasoned egg batter with corn flaks & oats breadcrumb , deep fried & served with toter sauce.
Veg Au gratin : Blended Vegetables with white sauce finished with grated Cheese baked in salamander. (I hope this one was a misprint!)
JUSTIFICATIONS
Shyam doesn't just want to let you know what they're cooking, but why they did things a certain way.
Boiled vegetables : Farm fresh vegetables perfectly boiled to retain natural nutrients, served without any seasonings.
Steamed Vegetables : Assorted vegetable boiled to add natural food to the menu.
Corn Florentine : American corn & spinach cooked in white sauce & baked with Parmesan cheese to give the aroma.
INTERESTING WORDING & CONTEXT
Saffron Rice : Soft boiled rice sauteed in butter flavoured with saffron, seasoned to taste.
Green Salad : Assorted vegetables chopped in fancy shapes, served as natural food. (I didn't notice fancy shapes but I'll be more observant next time...)
Chicken Steak : Boneless chicken marinated with mustard paste garlic & herbs, cooked in brown sauce. (They say color is important in cooking, but I don't know if brown sounds very appetizing.)
EXTREME ATTENTION TO DETAIL
Mexican rice : Soft boiled rice sauteed in kidney beans & Chilly flakes, garnished with chopped parsley.
JUST PLAIN CUTE
Grilled chicken in BBQ sauce : Chicken pieces marinated with little spicy seasonings & cooked in pan BBQ sauce.
The meat options are usually both chicken, which gets a bit old. Sometimes the chicken dishes on the same night are even similar. For example...
Non Vegetarian Dishes :
Grilled Chicken : Boneless chicken marinated grilled with brown sauce flavoured with black pepper sauce.
Chicken with mushroom in black pepper sauce :Boneless chicken marinated grilled with mushroom black pepper sauce & cooked with mushroom sauce
Dessert is almost always cut fruit. Sometimes I think why bother including it on the menu. On January 15 though there was a comma:
Dessert : Cut Fruits,
And actually on three occasions they went nuts and served fruit custard. I requested ice cream last week and tonight we each had a slice from the cold sweet loaf. The guy who prepares our food is adorable. It's always "Yes Madam" or "No Madam" with a smile. Every native Indian does a head bob that means "ok," but we like his fast short one the best.